The Nardio Review

Beat'Em Up Main

Is it worth your time?

Not at all.


What should I play it on?

MEGA Beat’Em Up  is an universal app for iOS 5.0 or later.  But you shouldn’t play this.  Ever.


Beat'Em Up GameplayWhat did you think?

MEGA Beat’Em Up  is a side scrolling beat ’em up with an interesting art style and a catchy tune….. And that’s all the game has going for it. The game comes broken out of the box. Absolutely everything else sinks this game as fast as you start it.  It also seems to be a clone of another game on the App Store…
Avoid this


How it plays and why it fails:

WoW…. Just wow….. MEGA Beat’Em Up is pretty much a Pre-Alpha build of what one day could be a good beat’em up.  For now it’s just a wasted .99 cents I’ll probably never get back.

MEGA Beat’Em Up doesn’t even have a pause button.  No real menu system.  Hit detection is totally broken.  The onscreen buttons totally put your fingers in the way of a good chunk of the action, even on the iPad. You face the same enemies over and over again just with different colors.  Same background and level over and over again… No health power ups.  No bosses.  No point.

Avoid this.

Basic Info:

  • 1 player game.
  • .99 Cents
  • 13.2 MB


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Bernardo Español

Hi I'm Bernardo Español. I'm a guy with way too much energy and not enough free time.

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